You know what's better with chocolate? Everything.

(Although, I guess diabetes could be the exception to the rule.)

You know what's also good with everything? Bacon.

(There's even a recipe out there for bacon chocolate chip cookies. Really. [link] )

You know what's not good with everything? Cheese. Super delicious, but never on lo mein, I think. Peking duck, maybe.

That also goes for mayonnaise. Although I have heard of mayo margaritas. [link] It's all very strange, but just what you would expect from the Japanese, I think.

... Why am I rambling about food? (Probably because I'm hungry and I would really like some chocolate right now.)

No plugs 'cause I can't find them right now. (Too hungry?)

... Mayo-covered bacon chocolate cheesecake... I think I've just created the latest nightmarish craze.